When my post reaches over 5 notes.
iwillburnthecakeoutofyou: Tumblr staff, i’d just like to thank you for not placing ads everywhere.
I colour outside of the lines...
analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake The boys… They have arrived….
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
colorado-wannabe: So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels,...
sithlordtennant: sithlordtennant: SO IN AN ATTEMPT TO HAND IN AN ASSIGNMENT LAST MINUTE, I HURRIEDLY UPLOADED THE WRONG FILE TO MY TEACHER AND hOW the HEL DID THIS GET 65 NOTES YOU MOCK MY MISERY
gay4zayn: who’s that perfect boy over there oh just me
plenair: actionjackel: hTHIS IS NOT WAHT I SREACHED FOR wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
When you're dancing alone in your room with the...
bootox: butchylesbiansareweird: bootox: bootox: my parents arent home today im gonna have a huge party guys this party is getting a little too crazy THIS IS MY COUSIN EMMA WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING dont tell the rest of our family about the party
“mom im so bored”
sodamnrelatable: “you can do your homework!”
twatsmussen: ohsnapitsnik: sherlockey-werlockey-stuff: IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER “no dad you don’t understand me” nemo
The dollar in your wallet could have once belonged...
lordoftheinternet: you know what’s adorable? cat feet look at them aww little toes kitties
radicalism: how i feel like when i’m talking to a hot person
bueno: things i haven’t learned in high school how to pay bills how to buy a house how to buy a car how to apply for loans for college but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function